Religious Freedom Order really expands freedom of setting limits on other people’s freedom

On May 4th, 2017, Trump signed into law an executive act expanding religious freedom, and everyone championing the American ideals of liberty for all cisgender, straight, christian, abled, white but preferably not Spanish or Irish men across the country rejoiced. “It’s just not everyday you get to see the white male get to have a say in how the country is run,” shrugged Sean Spicer, Trump’s press secretary. “We’re always discriminated against, pushed on the back burner, because everyone’s busy talking about women and LGBT and all that hullabaloo -- finally, we’ve got a president actually listening to us.” The religious freedom act allowed all people across the country the freedom to bar other people’s freedom in all sorts of locales, including schools, employment, and government agencies. “An important part of my religion,” detailed Mike Pence, vice president,, “is that I’m much better than everybody else. It’s with the deepest feeling I am capable of -- mild pleasure -- that I congratulate Trump on this momentous achievement.”